Feb
12th
Sat
12th
beavers
My dad: If you noticed it [referring to the beaver figurine on my desk] was out of place, it’s because I took it and placed it next to my computer last night.
Me: Okay…
My dad: With you being gone so much, I have taken to talking to it. For example, (bad imitation of a beaver’s voice) “What are you having for dinner tonight?” (return to normal voice) “Oh, you know, just some spaghetti.” (beaver voice)”That sounds delicious, but I’m having some wood.”
Me: This is why you need a dog.
My dad: No, this is why I need a pet beaver.
